Medical Mirth Chaser Gifts

'If it's not bothering you, I wouldn't bother having it removed.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

'Hard to say how your husband is at this point. We should know more once the bandages come off.'

'I'll take #1.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

Golf cart in the hospital.

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

Innie Outie

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

Men-O-Pause Emergency Kit, contents include an inflatable trophy wife, bottle of Boca-Raw-Tan and a convincing hairpiece

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

'I gave you a few extra stitches - Your husband's idea, really!'