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'If it's not bothering you, I wouldn't bother having it removed.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

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'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

'I'll take #1.'

'Hard to say how your husband is at this point. We should know more once the bandages come off.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Obstruction of justice? Yeah, I can give you something for that.

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

Golf cart in the hospital.

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

Men-O-Pause Emergency Kit, contents include an inflatable trophy wife, bottle of Boca-Raw-Tan and a convincing hairpiece

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

Innie Outie

"Actually, that doesn't constitute a crime; but I do hope your wife returns your hopes and dreams."

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'