Medical Mirthseeker Pillows

'In simple terms, it's your hard drive.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

Moo-Magrams Exams

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Be A Doctor

'I'll take #1.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

Golf cart in the hospital.

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

'Don't worry about the side effects. You already suffer from all the side effects caused by this medication.'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'