Medical Miracle Chaser Gifts

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

'Hard to say how your husband is at this point. We should know more once the bandages come off.'

Fishing with God

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"Now how did she know?"

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Emma is very happy that the doctor will finally remove the growth on Daddy's nose but she's also a little sad to see it go...

Grim reaper ambulance

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

'He went that way, officer!'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

Doctor to patient: 'Nah - you don't need to make a hospital appointment. I can do this procedure with a laser pen.'