Ambulance Chaser Gifts

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Grim reaper ambulance

Ambulance - Lawyers must keep a 3 car distance.

'I understand you let an ambulance get behind you...'

Southwark Fair.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Early Exercise Machines

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Paramedics.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Man on motorbike.

'Hard to say how your husband is at this point. We should know more once the bandages come off.'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'He never has an energy crisis.'

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

'My husband is a highly valued partner in this firm. He's an ambulance driver.'

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

'He was reading the traffic light symbols on his sandwich.'