Ambulance Chaser T-Shirts

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Grim reaper ambulance

Ambulance - Lawyers must keep a 3 car distance.

'I understand you let an ambulance get behind you...'

Southwark Fair.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Early Exercise Machines

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Paramedics.

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

'Hard to say how your husband is at this point. We should know more once the bandages come off.'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

Man on motorbike.

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'He's training for a career in law.'

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

'My husband is a highly valued partner in this firm. He's an ambulance driver.'

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'He never has an energy crisis.'

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

'Which is it, Bill? You had a terrible accident and survived without a scratch. Or, you had a terrible accident and lost a lot of blood?'