Alert Chaser T-Shirts

Man drives by too many road alerts.

WiFi Signals

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

Grim reaper ambulance

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Discomfort zone.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

"I'm over here, dummy!"

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'He never has an energy crisis.'

Economics journalist

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?'

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"The word is a prominent Republican is going to announce that he's not going to run for president..."

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

Cross Channel Leap

Fisherman.