Alert Chaser Gifts

Man drives by too many road alerts.

WiFi Signals

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Grim reaper ambulance

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Discomfort zone.

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Economics journalist

'He never has an energy crisis.'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

Cross Channel Leap

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

"The word is a prominent Republican is going to announce that he's not going to run for president..."

'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?'

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Fisherman.