Ambulance Crew Gifts

"I think we should call for backup!"

"Sorry we're late. We forgot to turn on the siren."

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

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Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Paramedics.

Grim reaper ambulance

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Helicopter

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

Musical Accidents

"Who wants to go first?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'911!'

Happy New Year

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

'Sorry, it's packed with t.v crews doing links.' ( LONDON EYE )

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'My husband is a highly valued partner in this firm. He's an ambulance driver.'

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Which is it, Bill? You had a terrible accident and survived without a scratch. Or, you had a terrible accident and lost a lot of blood?'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

'He was reading the traffic light symbols on his sandwich.'

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

And now bring the girls!

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'