Ambulance Worker Gifts

Pound Stretchers

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat in Tree.

'Arf! Arf!'

Dog wearing a cone

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Unexpected Error

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Fetching some fuel.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Grim reaper ambulance

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Lifeboat

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Paramedics.

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

Search and Rescue

Small Government Is Here

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Helicopter