Ambulance Work Gifts

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Medical personnel give their hearts

Providing Healthcare For All

Woman escapes with cats.

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'Arf! Arf!'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

CLEAR!

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Take two and call me from the Emergency room.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."