Ambulance Work Pillows

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'Arf! Arf!'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

CLEAR!

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Take two and call me from the Emergency room.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Frontline health workers