Ambulance Service Pillows

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Helicopter

Paramedics.

Grim reaper ambulance

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Will he be okay?"

CLEAR!

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

First aid and sculpture