Ambulance Services Pillows

Pound Stretchers

Paramedics.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Grim reaper ambulance

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Helicopter

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Will he be okay?"

First aid and sculpture

CLEAR!