Ambulance Drivers Pillows

"I think we should send his cell phone to whomever he was texting when he crashed."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Paramedics.

Grim reaper ambulance

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"Clear!"

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

'My husband is a highly valued partner in this firm. He's an ambulance driver.'

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

'He was reading the traffic light symbols on his sandwich.'

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

Fish Is Rescued By The Emergency Services

Accident and Emergency - Call to Clean Up Hospitals (Man reading paper is about to slip on a banana skin).