Ambulance Drivers Pillows

"I think we should send his cell phone to whomever he was texting when he crashed."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Someday

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Paramedics.

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Grim reaper ambulance

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

"Clear!"

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

'My husband is a highly valued partner in this firm. He's an ambulance driver.'

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

'Which is it, Bill? You had a terrible accident and survived without a scratch. Or, you had a terrible accident and lost a lot of blood?'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

'He was reading the traffic light symbols on his sandwich.'

Hello, fire department and sundry municipal services. Help! Fire! It's the kitchen! Don't panic. Remain calm. Calm?! We've got a major grease fire. Hey, I can't be expected to do everything … What? Answer the phones, put out fires, clean the parks, garbage collection … What part of fire don't you understand?!

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."