Ambulance Services Gifts

'Which is it, Bill? You had a terrible accident and survived without a scratch. Or, you had a terrible accident and lost a lot of blood?'

Pound Stretchers

Paramedics.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Helicopter

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Grim reaper ambulance

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

Fire Backwards.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.