Ambulance Driver Gifts

"No, the other one."

'You've got a better idea? The paddles are Broken. Just turn the key.'

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

'Yeah, I hear the squealing noise too. Probably just a bad wheel bearing.'

'Me? I'm an ambulance driver.'

'C'mon, Steve, let's just get this CPR class over with.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Emergency services on a tread mill

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"Clear!"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

Girton's Gravel and Ambulance Service

Drunk paramedics.

An accident waiting to happen.

An emergency vehicle reads "pizza" in reverse on its hood.

'What? . . .When you cross a hospital vehicle with a pig?. . .A Hambulance!'

'Two burgers, a shake and a cola. Take your time. This one's not gonna make it.'

'To be on the safe side, I always take the ambulance when I go on holiday.'

Prior to his fame as a stuntman, Evel Knievel was an ambulance driver.

'My husband is a highly valued partner in this firm. He's an ambulance driver.'

An a ulence towing the The Venus de Milo

"I guess you could say this guy was coming and going at the same time."

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

Ambulance strike

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Paramedics.

"We're not talking this guy anywhere until we change his underwear!"

Ambulance with a petrol IV drip attached.

Stretcher is held upside down so the patient won't get wet.

'They're called 'paramedics' 'cause there's always two of them.'

City angels.

Paramedics carrying stretcher upside-down in the rain.