Ambulance Service Prints

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Grim reaper ambulance

Paramedics.

Helicopter

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

Fire Backwards.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

CLEAR!

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Will he be okay?"

First aid and sculpture