Emergency Service Prints

Helicopter Rescues.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

'I'm on my way!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Frontline health workers

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Decontamination

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Helicopter

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Paramedics.