Emergency Service Mugs

Helicopter Rescues.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

'I'm on my way!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Frontline health workers

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Unexpected Error

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Decontamination

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Grim reaper ambulance

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Helicopter

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'