Ambulance Crew Mugs

"I think we should call for backup!"

"Sorry we're late. We forgot to turn on the siren."

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'

'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

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Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Grim reaper ambulance

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Paramedics.

Helicopter

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"Who wants to go first?"

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

Musical Accidents

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'911!'

Happy New Year

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

'My husband is a highly valued partner in this firm. He's an ambulance driver.'

'Sorry, it's packed with t.v crews doing links.' ( LONDON EYE )

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"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

And now bring the girls!

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

'He was reading the traffic light symbols on his sandwich.'

An a ulence towing the The Venus de Milo

"Ladies and gentlemen, we'll begin our inflight service just as soon as someone comes through with a steamroller."

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

"First time paddleboarding?"