Site Snackers Gifts

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Fresh pepper?"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Do you want fries with that?"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"You complete me."

Pierre was full of himself.

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'Because it's there!'

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