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"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Fresh pepper?"

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Do you want fries with that?"

Pierre was full of himself.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You complete me."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'Because it's there!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'