Classic Rocker Gifts

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

Jericho revisited.

"This next one's another oldie."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Lennon and McCartney.

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Liam Gallagher.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

Mark Knopfler.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Ringo releases his latest record.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Ringo Starr

Ray Davies

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Joe Henry

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Neil Young

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Old songs made new

Christine McVie

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'