Old-school Rocker Gifts

Old rocker.

Keith Richards

I'm startin' to think burnin' out for twenty-three years is the same damned thing as fadin' away.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Large print rock'n'roll section

Liam Gallagher.

Rock and Roll

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Ringo releases his latest record.

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Everybody meets online these days."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"Oh, he's so romantic."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

The Final Chapter.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

The Club

Rolling Stones

We love the Rolling Stones...

Rock n'roll.

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

Ideas before their time Telegraph office. You're wasting way too much time using that thing to forward jokes.

Freddie Mercury