Rock Romancer Gifts

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Guy in gym

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Rock On

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Heart-shaped guitar

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

Hiker's right of way.

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Cell Partners

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

Kissing bench with rockers

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

Rock Climber Wedding

"Nothing's wrong with the club I sold you. Maybe you're just not her type."

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'

'Thanks Bill, I couldn't glide against the wind to get back home...'

'And the plates here are so clean you can almost eat off them.'

If I agree to go on a date, will you promise to wear a mask?

You have: 2,010,597 matches!

'He may be 52 but he still swings-the lead mainly!'

"Phew! No messages"