Prehistoric Romancer Gifts

"Nothing's wrong with the club I sold you. Maybe you're just not her type."

"What's a patent?"

Ancient Racing

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

The discovery of asparagus.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Early Sexting

Geekasaurus.

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Ancient Farming Practises.

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"