Prehistoric Romanticist Gifts

Early Sexting

"What's a patent?"

Ancient Racing

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Romans.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

The Land Before Mimes.

"Oooh... bacon!"