Prehistoric Romanticist Prints

Early Sexting

"What's a patent?"

Ancient Racing

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

The First Cone of Shame.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

Romans.

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

The Land Before Mimes.

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

The first Homo Erectus