Prehistoric Romancer Prints

"Nothing's wrong with the club I sold you. Maybe you're just not her type."

"What's a patent?"

Ancient Racing

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The discovery of asparagus.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

This side is the gag reel.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

The First Cone of Shame.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Infographics: the early years.

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Geekasaurus.

Early Sexting

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Ancient Farming Practises.

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"