Prehistoric Romantic Prints

She's the kind of girl who'll come to your cave even before you clout her!

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

Stone Age Valentine

"That's very sweet of you, but I'm seeing someone right now."

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"Happy fifth eruption, Dear!"

"What's a patent?"

Ancient Racing

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

The discovery of asparagus.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'How's that, Umpire?'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Early Sexting

Geekasaurus.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Ancient Farming Practises.

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."