Prehistoric Romantic Pillows

She's the kind of girl who'll come to your cave even before you clout her!

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

Stone Age Valentine

"That's very sweet of you, but I'm seeing someone right now."

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"Happy fifth eruption, Dear!"

"What's a patent?"

Ancient Racing

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

The discovery of asparagus.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

This side is the gag reel.

The First Cone of Shame.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

Early Sexting

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Geekasaurus.

Ancient Farming Practises.

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"