Prehistoric Relationship Enthusiast Pillows

'He's a lot older than she is.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The discovery of asparagus.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Sober Tooth Tiger