Prehistoric Lyricist Gifts

Velocirappers

"What's a patent?"

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"And this is our media room."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Early on-line shopping

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.