Prehistoric Romantics Gifts

'It's called 'marriage' -- it's part of the New Morality.'

"What's a patent?"

Ancient Racing

The discovery of asparagus.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

65 Million Years Ago

"Admit it, we're lost."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

The First Cone of Shame.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

The first Homo Erectus

The Land Before Mimes.