Nostalgic Crooner Mugs

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

The end of innocence

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Old Man Journal

Gene Tierney caricature

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

A. A. Milne

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."