Nostalgic Hipster Pillows

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

"I miss Nixon."

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

'Go ahead -- pull Oog's finger!'

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"I'm starting to look old."

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

When I was a kid, I dreamed of going to medical school. I wanted to be a psychiatrist. Really? But I was great at football, wound up playing in college and got derailed. Everything came so easy. Who needed medical school? House of Java.net Cybercafe. But maybe what really happened was that I suffered concussions, and lost my drive and ability. and not I just hang out all day and serve as a sex object for hot chicks. Worked out beautifully. I need to get some concussions.

"Come one, Hon – all kinds of men have facial hair these days!"

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."

"I told my parents you're a lumberjack."

"And it was here that we reached peak beard."

The Language of Animals

"We've kicked all our bad habits. Now what do we do for fun?"

"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"

"I preferred their old look."

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'