Nostalgic Fashion Lover Gifts

Boy unhappy about having to wear children's clothes

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"I made you a mixtape."

Elvis Presley

'Bring out yer books!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."