Nostalgic Fashion Lover Gifts

Boy unhappy about having to wear children's clothes

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I made you a mixtape."

'Bring out yer books!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers