City Nostalgist Gifts

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

King Kongs first christmas

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

Netsukes of New York.

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Out-of-Towner

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

For All The Detroit Haters.

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

Did you know there's a growing worldwide system of rails and roads that all lead to China? Did you know China's on the verge of dominating the industries of the future? Did you know China's built fifteen mega-cities? It's like having fifteen New Yorks. Did you know China's building immense undersea tunnels and super-fast high speed rail to create the world's first super-cities that'll be six times the population of New York? Oh, well ... I'm sure we're still number one in all the areas I didn't

Gin Lane.

"He really misses the city."

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'We never had this trouble with the old analogue telly!'

"We were a once proud nation of shopkeepers!"

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

Acme Elevator Company

"He loved New York."

'Out of town supermarket - with town built around it.'

"Look, I love the city, too, but wouldn't it be cheaper to shoot this in Canada?"

'I'd like to stand as Mayor of this Godforsaken place...'

"I love this town!"

Subway Series