City Nostalgist Gifts

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

King Kongs first christmas

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

Netsukes of New York.

Out-of-Towner

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

For All The Detroit Haters.

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

Gin Lane.

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

"He really misses the city."

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

"We were a once proud nation of shopkeepers!"

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

"He loved New York."

Acme Elevator Company

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

'Out of town supermarket - with town built around it.'

"Look, I love the city, too, but wouldn't it be cheaper to shoot this in Canada?"

"I love this town!"

'I'd like to stand as Mayor of this Godforsaken place...'

Things are changing back like the old days!

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