Nostalgic Nature Meets Modernity Gifts

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Out-of-Towner

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"When I was your age I used my beak."

'I remember when this was all trees.'

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"I'm starting to look old."

No assembly required.

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

American Gothic lol

For Sale Not for sale.

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"It's your Grandpa's version of keeping up with technology...reading the papers online."

'Don't worry about communications being offline ... we kept on Old Stoney from the Pony Express.'

'I'm glad I'm past the adorable stage. That was a lot of pressure!'

"Oh honey look, IKEA. Where we had our first argument."

Queen Victoria discovers the internet

"Sell all my stocks and buy lots of old comic books instead!"

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

"I was a lonesome cowboy until I got this damn telephone."

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

"I just want to meet an old fashioned woman who still believes in using fax machines."

'What I miss most is the mooing.'

It's a great idea Movember, but it never would have worked in the 80s.

Digital FM - "I miss the old hiss and crackle!"

'I love it, grandma! Thank you for the thong quilt!'