Nostalgic Kid-at-heart Pillows

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Brothers Grime

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Werewolves of London..."

Balloon Kids

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

The Music Box

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Fade to black...

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"Junior is so cute playing with his building blocks."

"The record player is skipping again."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'