Nostalgia For Past T-Shirts

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

The Brothers Grime

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Before the Internet

Elvis Presley

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'Bring out yer books!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Hipsters"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Hay Rides $10

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."