Embracing The Past T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Remember when?... When was that?

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

'I wish I knew now what I knew then...'

Where Mom used to take you.

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

Teddy organ grinder

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

'My last relationship was too complicated.'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

Church in the year 2035.

'Everyone stay calm and don't make any sudden movement. Ok, men? Men?'

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

"It says 'Ignore the hieroglyphics. It's all gibberish'."

'Grandpa, tell us again how the environmentalists won the election of 2012!'

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

"Back in my day, we wore masks, stayed six feet apart, and lived for the moments in between panic attacks."

"Brian says in 1976 we just got on with it."

'We could not have seen this film in the love seats at the Roxy in 1944-I was in Stalag 48 then!'

"That's the one that got lost on our trip to Miami in 1997.'

Man's Shadow is a Soldier.

"No one's last words were 'I wish I'd done more homework.'"

Historic Landmarks - Wimbledon, 1863

"What did you use to do before the lockdown?"

"When I was young, we were scared to the death of the boogeyman...el cucuy was a nasty, mean creature."

Swell who is sad because he has lost the little gridiron from his chatelaine