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'My last relationship was too complicated.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

What else is there to wish for?

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pastorius wonders why.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"1971... 2015..."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'