Reflecting On The Past T-Shirts

"Back in my day, we wore masks, stayed six feet apart, and lived for the moments in between panic attacks."

Remember when?... When was that?

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"1971... 2015..."

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Bubbling

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

Lady Jane Grey

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"You've still got it Joao."

'I try to look to the future, but I keep getting blasts from the past.'

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

Looking back, I should have said yes when Sophia Loren asked me to elope. Eventually, even hindsight isn't 20/20.

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

The Second Everything Changed

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

"Time moves so fast when you're older."

2021 Highlights on TV - Viewer Discretion Advised

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

'My last relationship was too complicated.'