Reflecting On The Past T-Shirts

"Back in my day, we wore masks, stayed six feet apart, and lived for the moments in between panic attacks."

Remember when?... When was that?

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"1971... 2015..."

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Lady Jane Grey

Bubbling

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"You've still got it Joao."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

'I try to look to the future, but I keep getting blasts from the past.'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"Time moves so fast when you're older."

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

2021 Highlights on TV - Viewer Discretion Advised

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

'My last relationship was too complicated.'

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"I'm leaving my subconscious to science."