Reflecting On Past T-Shirts

Man's Shadow is a Soldier.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

The Final Selfie

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"1971... 2015..."

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

Bubbling

Lady Jane Grey

Remember when?... When was that?

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

'I try to look to the future, but I keep getting blasts from the past.'

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

Looking back, I should have said yes when Sophia Loren asked me to elope. Eventually, even hindsight isn't 20/20.

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

The Second Everything Changed

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

"Time moves so fast when you're older."

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

2021 Highlights on TV - Viewer Discretion Advised

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

'My last relationship was too complicated.'