Reflecting T-Shirts

"Those once-in-a-lifetime events are beginning to add up."

'I'm reminded of my age whenever I see a lady I used to know and learn that she's her granddaughter.'

Senior Thoughts (you should ignore)

Clinging to the Past

"Now, of course, I have to question the validity of that particular decision."

'I try to look to the future, but I keep getting blasts from the past.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Murray relives a favorite watershed moment in his life.

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

'When I was a boy I never thought I would live to be this old. But now I'm not si sure.'

Milton thinks about a previous thought.

'Let's face it - it's far too late for you to become what you might have been...'

'Not only did life pass me by -- it also wrote down my license plate number!'

A man confronts his lost youth.

"Time moves so fast when you're older."

Boyishly old

The Second Everything Changed

"When I grow up, I want to be rediscovered."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"What was I thinking?!"

What else is there to wish for?

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."