Reflected Reality T-Shirts

A botched home improvement job.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"What was I thinking?!"

What else is there to wish for?

"The overthinker"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Pastorius wonders why.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Woman looking into a mirror

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"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.