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"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"How the hell are you?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

reincarnated worm...

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Hamlet'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Chiller Theatre

"What was I thinking?!"

What else is there to wish for?

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G