Past Meets Present T-Shirts

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Lady Jane Grey

Remember when?... When was that?

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

The Town Tweeter

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

American Gothic lol

'My last relationship was too complicated.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! You have [5] notifications ..."

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

Queen Victoria discovers the internet

"Back in my day, we wore masks, stayed six feet apart, and lived for the moments in between panic attacks."

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

Man's Shadow is a Soldier.

'I love it, grandma! Thank you for the thong quilt!'

Medusa takes a selfie

'When does the screen saver come on?'

Swell who is sad because he has lost the little gridiron from his chatelaine

Do Not Enter Without Masks